I have seen the future, look out!

I got this cracked out email today.

"Am lost in 'outer space' cannot grasp your 'paradox' using 2 0 0 6

A kid was asked 'how many people are at this table...he said '5' but there were 4...

Solution: 'The little kid could not count'...."

To which I sent the response

"Hello? What the heck is this?"

Which generated the response

"Your HOME SCREEN, contained YOUR statement that you had 'posted'

up-to-date, YEAR 2006....

Both of us know that the 'man who walked on water' was able to start new religions' at the drop of a 'bucket of water'..(see 'Michael row your boat ashore')

Y 2006 - thus it would be interesting to know how YOU can transport yourself to Y 2006, and return, and IF YOU HAVE DONE SO, which apparently you believe you have DONE SO, then it would be interesting to know 'whether that entitles you to now only'start new religions' but perhaps 'read the NYSE closings, price of gold, and all other STATS, so that 'hedge funds' can utlize and take advantage of your Y 2006, unique, once in the history of the World (4.3 billion years)...."

So, in response to the above hilarities:

I've seen the future, and it is going to be grand! Wait till you guys see Nationals next year, it's going to be a blast! Lots of first time wood for the St. Louis region! I don't go on to start my own religion, and forgot to grab the Sports Almanac with results for the next year, so there won't be any gambling to take advantage of.